one broh that
gets life done.

broh runs the background of your life. it remembers, plans, calls, books, and follows up. you just text it.

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somewhere halal for 4 of us tonight?
walk or car?
walk
zaytoon grill
6 min walk · open till 11
table for 4 at 8:30, booked ✓. leave by 8:20 and you’re there
goated
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find the receipt for the couch? is it under warranty
found it in your email, march 2025
west elm
sectional sofa
$1,240
warranty runs till march 2028. saved the pdf for you
lifesaver❤️
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find me an aeron under $250
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found one for $300 nearby, talked him down to $220
$
ok to spend $220?
aeron chair · marketplace
approve✓ approved
paid. pickup tonight at 7, i’ll remind you when it’s time to leave
Today 9:38 AM
no passport appointments till december??
i’ll watch for cancellations
Thursday 6:12 AM
one just opened for tomorrow 9:40, grabbed it
bring two photos and your old passport
no way. ur unreal‼️
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Today 9:38 AM
get the boys aligned for fifa night
texting the group
friday is the only night all 4 are free. locked 8pm at yours
omar’s on snacks
lets gooo
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your mom’s birthday is in 9 days. she mentioned that blue kettle at hers, it’s $89
$
ok to spend $89?
kettle · gift wrapped
approve✓ approved
ordered. arriving thursday, wrapped ✓
u remembered 🥹
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be my calorie tracker, i’ll send you pics
bet. send the first one
📸 chicken shawarma plate
~740 cal. that puts you at 1,610 today, right on track
ok this is dangerous😂
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+iMessage

nothing to install.

broh lives in your imessage, like everyone else you know.

how it works

it’s just texting.

1

say hi

text broh like you would text a friend.

2

ask for anything

dinner, flights, refunds, your mom’s gift.

3

he handles it

and texts you when it’s done.

his own phone line

broh picks up the phone. literally.

he calls the restaurant, waits on hold with the airline, chases the dentist. he always asks before he dials.

broh on the phone with la palma
la palma, good evening
hi! calling for sameer. any chance of a table for 4 tonight around 8?
we can do 8:30
8:30 works, under sameer. thank you!
on the call · 0:42
✓
table for 4, tonight 8:30 pm
texting you the recap now
no laptop needed

everything you’d open a laptop for.

a ride, a return label, a refund chased. say it in one text and it’s moving.

12 min to the airport
Uber
uberx booked · pickup 5:40 am
driver details when it’s close
routines

say it once. it’s forever.

anything can become a habit: a morning digest, a rain warning, a tracker you text pictures to. broh keeps it running while you forget you ever asked.

he moves first

broh texts first.

he watches the calendar, the inbox, the weather, and speaks up at the right moment, not after it. quiet otherwise.

get your broh

see pricing

connections

plugged into your life

connect your email, calendar, and hundreds of apps once. after that you just ask. “find the couch receipt” beats digging through your inbox.

gmail
googlecalendar
googledrive
notion
spotify
instagram
reddit
dropbox
+ hundreds more
memory

the more you text, the better he gets

broh remembers the stuff friends remember.

trust

your broh answers to you

asks first.

never spends your money or dials a number without a yes.

yours alone.

your broh runs on his own computer. nobody shares him, and he only ever texts you.

leaves clean.

delete your account and everything he knows goes with it. one button.

pricing

cheaper than the subscription
you forgot to cancel.

broh

for the everyday stuff: reminders, bookings, the odd phone call.

$35/month
get broh
  • your own broh, always on
  • his own phone line, 30 call minutes a month
  • all your apps connected
  • routines and memory, unlimited
  • a monthly thinking budget that fits daily use

broh max

for running your whole life, or a small business, through one thread.

$199/month
get broh max
  • everything in pro
  • 12x the thinking budget
  • 400 call minutes a month
  • long research and multi-day errands
  • a direct line to the founder
questions

fair questions

everyone deserves a broh.

the friend who’s terrifyingly on top of it, in your pocket.